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Beneath the ancient castle of kindwesome headquarters, lie thousands of miles of tunnels. Uncharted and forgotten, few ever dare to venture in to their sepulchral depths, and even fewer return. Those that do speak of cyclopean spaces that stretch on into madness, shadows that slither with movement, and haunting melodies that seem to rise up from the very bowels of hell itself.

For years these tunnels lay forgotten, any records of their existence long lost. This all changed one moonless night, when a spectral USB memory stick appeared before the kindawesome crew. Filled with thousands of reviews and MP3s, each file bore the same name. Big Jim. Since then, whenever there is a night so dark that the whole world seems to have been swallowed up by it, another memory stick will appear, bringing more works from the master of the underworld: Big Jim!
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Noice Purcture Wanna Faught about it?

Big Jim’s Big Movie Reviews: Goon

"Goon" is a movie based on the book Goon: The True Story of an Unlikely Journey into Minor League Hockey. The movie stars: Seann William Scott as Doug "The Thug" Glatt Liev Schreiber as Ross "The Boss" Rhea Jay Baruchel as Pat In this film Seann William Scott plays a very different role from his usual work. We are accustomed to seeing him play quick-witted, over- the-top characters such as "Stifler" in the "American Pie" series. However, in "Goon", he plays a dim-witted simple type Read more [...]
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All Eyes on Aladeen

Big Jim’s Big Movie Reviews: The Dictator

This movie stars- Sacha Baron Cohen - Admiral General Haffaz Aladeen Ben Kingsley as Tamir Anna Faris as Zoey "The Dictator" is the latest movie starring, and co-written, by Sacha Baron Cohen. It is his fourth film in the lead role. In "The Dictator" he plays Admiral General Haffaz Aladeen. The film also stars Ben Kingsley as Tamir, Aladeen's uncle and second-in-command, and Anna Faris as Zoey the hippy American girl who plays a significant role in the development of Aladeen's character. The Read more [...]
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Thumb Rider

Big Jim Reviews: Ghost Rider – Spirit of Vengance.

In the days when going to the movies can cost $30 a pop, we are waiting for the DVD to turn up at the video store. But what movies should you see first, last or never? In these reviews I hope to give you a bit of a guide. Unlike other reviews that give you star ratings, I’ll be giving you the Big Jim real world ratings. They are as follows from best to worst- Go and Buy it! Must See! Watchable... Shit. Waste of Your Life >:O I hope my reviews are helpful. Please note Read more [...]